You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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