i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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