What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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