Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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