i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
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she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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