I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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