Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
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