And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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