Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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