On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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