People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Another day, another engagement, another cat
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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