haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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