You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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