Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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