ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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