Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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