So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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