we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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