This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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