Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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