She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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