It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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