Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
If that was your dad, he is hot
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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