Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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