I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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