do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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