As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
be right there i have to get my cape
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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