dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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