Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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