I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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