I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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