I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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