There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
