Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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