You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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