Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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