why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
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