But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My dick has a subreddit
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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