pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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