idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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