Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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