I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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