I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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