She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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