you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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