The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
If I die, sorry about rent.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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