was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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