like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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