Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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