You surviving the open bar?
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Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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