So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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