I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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