You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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